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Our responses to your questions follow whatever FDA regulations there are that govern herbal supplements, which is to say that there are none. Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease, nor alter anything beyond the scope of urine color in any given candidate, regardless of claims made elsewhere on this site. We cannot make any health claims for our products, nor can we tell you in plain terms why it is that we can’t, but we can thank you for your purchase and periodically offer discounts for increasingly larger orders in the future.