We collect referrer domain name information and geographic IP information whenever possible. Information is also collected from visitors who post messages to our bulletin boards or communicate with us via e-mail or volunteer information via surveys, complaints, registering for contests or in other ways real now, in the future, or hypothetical.

The information we collect is used to improve the content of our Web page, improve our marketing strategy, enrich the customer experience as well as our wallets, used to customize the content and/or layout of our page for each individual visitor, used to notify consumers about updates to our Web site, shared with other “reputable organizations” (defined as those roughly as reputable as ourselves) to help them contact consumers for direct sales & marketing purposes. This information is voluntary and is not shared with other organizations for commercial purposes, unless under certain circumstances in which it may be.

With deepest respect to cookies: We use cookies to record session information, such as items that consumers add to their shopping cart, record user-specific information on what pages users access or visit, record past activity at a site in order to provide better service when visitors return to our site. It’s kind of what we do in addition to selling pills.

If you do not want to receive e-mail, please let us know by sending us an e-mail through our contact page.

If you supply us with your postal address on-line you may receive periodic mailings or home visits from us with information on new products and services or upcoming events. If you do not wish to receive mailings, please let us by email through the contact page, or request the postmaster general remove your address from the United States Postal intelligence grid, whichever you think will be easier and more secure.

Please provide us with your exact name, address, gender, age, approximate weight/body type, and your reason for opting out. We will be sure your name is removed from the list we share with other organizations within ninety (90) business weeks. Persons who supply us with their telephone numbers online will only receive telephone contact from us with information regarding orders they have placed online. Persons who supply us with their telephone numbers online may receive telephone contact from us with information regarding new products and services or upcoming events, or to see how you are doing, if you need anything, or if you just kind of want somebody to talk to. If you do not wish to receive such telephone calls, please let us know by sending us a letter through our contact page.

From time to time, we may use customer information for new, unanticipated uses not previously disclosed in our privacy notice, much the way we often find new and unexpected applications for our age old herbal supplement formula. If our information practices change at some time in the future we will post the policy changes to our web site to notify you of these changes and provide you with the ability to opt out of these new uses. If you are concerned about how your information is used, you should check back periodically. No one will come to your home to notify you of a change to our privacy policy.

With deepest respect and sympathy to security: We always use industry-leading encryption technologies (SSL or Secure-SSL) when transferring and receiving secure consumer data exchanged with our site. When we transfer and receive certain types of sensitive information such as financial or health information, we redirect visitors to a secure server. Monkey donkey dishy-washy, purple nurple fistulary, hairy dairy capillary, we gots the green and you’s all just them suckas. We have appropriate security measures in place in our physical facilities to protect against the loss, misuse or altercation of information that we have collected from you at this, our fortress of security that is our site.

If you feel that this site is not following its stated information policy, you may contact us using the contact page.